Saturday, 20 January 2018

Latest Happy Valentines Day Jokes 2018 || Best Funny Jokes Of Valentine's 2018

Happy Valentines Day 2018 Jokes:-

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This year's Valentines Day will be celebrated on 14th Feb. Couples all over the world wait for this eagerly. Valentines Day is not a public holiday in any country but still, people celebrate it with lots of joy. Many people propose their crush on this day. Many hearts are made and many hearts are broken too on this day. We have already written an article on Valentines Day 2018 Messages. So, you must check it out. If you need Valentines Day 2018 Quotes then we also have them too. Please share this article with your friends on social media. So, that our friends can also laugh out loud at these Valentines Day 2018 Jokes. Now to get Happy Valentines Day 2018 Jokes just scroll down this page.

Happy Valentines Day 2018 Jokes
Happy Valentines Day 2018 Jokes

Best Funny Jokes Of Valentines 

This Valentine's Day I expect to be inundated.
Sorry... I meant in, undated.
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I asked my friend if he'd bought his wife a gift for Valentine's Day.
He's a bit of a chauvinist pig so he surprised me when he replied, "Yeah, I've got her a belt and a bag."
Valentine day jokes 2018

I said, "That's very thoughtful of you. I hope she appreciates it."
Valentine day jokes 2018

He said, "So do I. And hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work much better now."
Funny Valentine day jokes 2018

What is the difference between a calendar and you?
A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.

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Yesterday morning, my wife woke up with a start.
When I asked her what the matter was, she said, "I just had a dream you gave me a diamond ring and diamond earrings for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?"

I winked and said, "You'll know tonight."

In the evening, I came home with a small package and gave it to my wife.

She was delighted and opened it excitedly.

In it was a book called "The meaning of dreams".
Funny Valentine day jokes 2018

My wife just sent me a text saying, "I've just got you the best Valentine's Day present ever! xox"
I really hope she misspelt "Xbox".

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
Hogs and kisses.

My wife rang me at work on Valentine's Day.
She said, "Three of the girls in the office have just received bunches of flowers. They're absolutely gorgeous."
I said, "That's probably why they've been sent flowers then."

What do single people call Valentine's Day?
Happy Independence Day.

My girlfriend just texted me and thanked me for "the most memorable Valentine's Day ever".
Funny Valentine day jokes 2018
I can't help thinking she's underestimating Al Capone's effort.

My wife told me she doesn't want much this Valentine's Day.
She said, "Just some chocolates and a few little surprises will be fine."

Kinder Eggs it is then.

What do you call a very small valentine?
A valen-tiny.

It's always exciting to get a Valentine's Day card pushed through your door, with no stamp on it - just your name on the envelope.
Except when you're in prison...
Funny Valentine day jokes 2018

Yet again, this Valentine's Day I'll be in my house all alone, watching a film on TV and eating a takeaway.
I really can't see a downside.

Last Valentine's Day my fiancee of four years bought me a lottery ticket and I won $5 million.
I wonder what's she doing nowadays?

My wife just called me lazy and said I'd better have something planned for Valentine's Day.
I said, "Yes, I was thinking of taking the Christmas decorations down."
Funny Valentine day jokes 2018

For the last twenty years, I've received a Valentine's Day card from the same secret admirer.
So I was upset when I didn't get one this year.

First my gran dies, now this?

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I've just booked a table for me and my girlfriend on Valentine's Day.
I hope she knows how to play snooker.

My girlfriend told me she hoped I had something special planned for Valentine's Day.
I said, "I'm working on it." and she smiled.
Funny Valentine day jokes Messages 2018

Which was weird; I thought she'd be upset that I'm having to work on Valentine's Day.

I gave blood today.
It may not be the best Valentine's Day present but at least it came from the heart.

What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

This year I've got my wife a Valentine's Day present that will really take her breath away.
A treadmill.

I got my wife a new iron for Valentine's Day.
She was so overcome with emotion that she ran out of the house crying.

I think she must be still out telling her friends how wonderful I am, because she's not come back yet.

Valentine's Day is the day that the "V" and "D" come together.
Funny Valentine day jokes Messages 2018

This year, I'll be spending Valentine's Fay with my ex...... box 360 .
Funny Valentine day jokes Messages 2018

I can't wait for Valentine's Day because I get to make cupcakes for a special someone and that special someone is me.

Dear Alcohol ... Will you be my Valentine?

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If you're sad about being alone on Valentine's Day, just remember ... no-one loves you on any other day either.

If there's one thing I hate about Valentine's Day ... it's my wife.

Valentine's Day is the one day of the year when you get anonymous mail from strangers basically
saying they want to sleep with you, and you go, "Awww..."

Valentine's Day is a day when a lot of people are reminded just what a bad shot Cupid was.

As a waiter, on Valentine's Day I would put a fake engagement ring into a lot of meals.

If it's not Valentine’s Day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, "What did you do?"

I think Cupid must need glasses - the last time I dated a girl, he missed my heart but hit my wallet.
Funny Valentine day jokes Messages 2018


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